Today @merrittk.com explores the inner existential crisis of Harvard graduate John Lithgow as he performs a kid-size concert. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/lear...
finally, a t-shirt that combines my love of graphic novels and the sculpture of Alberto Giacometti
if you’re really invested in watching a tv show or not respecting a boycott or whatever you could just do those things and nobody would know. nothing is forcing you to go online and list the the reasons why you’re still a good person
wild that @1900hotdog.bsky.social has been around for six years, which means it’s outlasted every other site i’ve ever worked for. if you like long form written comedy it’s the best and only place you can still get it! 1900hotdog.com
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what's the charge? Having some fictional incest? Some succulent street fighter incest
web sites were not meant to be optimized for search engines. you were never supposed to be able to ”google” anything. wanted to look something up online anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that. it’s called asking Jeeves
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Netscape
i know there are countless good and healthy poly relationships but there are several in the public eye where it’s so clear one person wanted a side piece and their partner had to choose between being alone and accepting being demoted to nanny or personal chef or whatever
got a tip that “social murder” is going to be the new “emotional labor” online (will be used by the extremely off-putting to describe nobody wanting to hang out with them)
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"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein
