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🌈Dr. Frizzle
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"Theft is the foundation of Capitalism."
The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.
Squirrel W
me: I stole a lot of Kit Kats
my AI companion: Listen, we all need a little break sometimes! You deserve to treat yourself!
me: I… stole a LOT of Kit Kats
my AI: take a breath. You did nothing wrong! Theft is the foundation of capitalism 🙂