What seemed like a harmless gift from his boyfriend changed the moment he put the cow bell on. His body swelling out in all directions, especially his moobs. When the sudden surge was over, he weighed 1,400lbs.
"I suppose we'll have to call you Cow-Kie now"
🎨: @mightregretthiss.bsky.social
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bat problems......
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What if blueberrification, but fat instead of round? Think about it.
I hope I bring a 'gluttonous coworker' vibe to the office that makes you want to bring donuts to work on Friday.
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payton! COMMISSIONS OPEN
Feeders flirting at McDonald's like "Do you work here or are you naturally that fat?"
The donuts were gone before the email even went out: 'Donuts in Breakroom'
He knew better, but his desire to stuff 26 donuts into his belly before lunch won in the end. His coworker glowered at him from his office doorway.
"You know those were for everyone, right?"
🎨 by: @home-made.bsky.social
