TikTok made a lot of people swap out their brains for a warm bowl of pudding.
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And, also due to Trump, plenty of Americans have seemingly forgotten the reason America is so much better at everything is because we take the best parts of all the other countries and add them to America.
The shame of a decade of Trump has created a world where a bunch of Brits and Europeans (not the same, famously) forgot that America is better at nearly everything. Food in particular.
The thing about DC is that it’s an entire town of sickos.
Today is a very good day to touch grass. Highly recommend it.
It’s true: I’m one of those New Yorkers you hear about.
Everything you’ve heard about the city is true. All of it, good and bad. But as you’ve also heard, the good far outweighs the bad.
I hope everyone gets one night like we had last night.
There is nothing more frustrating than saying something like, “if you live in New York City, you can literally walk and pick up your food and save $5” and hearing in response, “BUT WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WITH NO LEGS AND SEVERE AGORAPHOBIA? Fascist!!!”
The irony here is off the charts.
In fact, why consume anything? All the cool people I know just use photosynthesis now.
This should be the BlueSky corporate slogan.
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The Omnicause has broken so many people in ways I don't think we can ever fix.
