Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
He’s able to be so even and normal when they try to go at him for this that it just makes it even more absurd that he’s being asked at all
