i love these commercials for "wonder" where people all know what food they want to eat and are excited to take charge of that decision
not enough songs talk about brutalism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHF1...
i think drinking from the yellow gatorade hose would fix me
clout on bluesky should be called cloud
First day out on my new Canyon bike. The 360° sensor array hums as the on-bike AI analyzes every inch of pavement. The AR helmet feels like an extension of my senses. $45k well spent, I think to myself. I roll out of the driveway. A drunk driver doing 90 down my street instantly turns me into Ragù
BASEBALL READY <throws an object at you>
lyra and cassie are playing mario and whenever mario gets small lyra is yelling “TINY MAN! IM A TINY MAN”
teeth are not actually bones! they are small alien beings and they are temporarily working for you for reasons we cannot know. anyway sleep well
company that laid me off several months ago sending me emails about "Unlock a personalized investment strategy for your savings". gonna go with nuh uh on that one
