omg, it’s even better if you read them in Werner herzog’s voice
TheRealGChu
"I tell my kids, you’re allowed to watch the TV all you want… Just don’t turn it on! This way, they will begin to understand the futility of all things."
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten. - - -I tell my kids, you’r...
