an eruv does substantially less damage to a child's mental state than the elf on a shelf does, and it is two thousand years old instead of invented in 2005
Isaac (did the steamed hams megillah) Gantwerk Mayer
hey we might do eruvin but at least we don't tell our kids that their every action is being watched and judged by an immortal fat old man and his army of child slaves, and if they disobey they will get fossil fuels
