Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
America's Final Dad
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the meme potential is infinite
Old white Republicans love grumbling about how the cops should shoot protesters and that'll somehow calm things down
The one in Canada was better
America's Final Dad
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This is going to be me to my kid for the rest of the week whenever she wants something sweet:
I might be rated a better poster but in your defense. I have literally been siphoning your life energy with occult magic
I'm sorry for being high and drunk AND showing you up on the dancefloor*
*failing at doing a somersault and double dropkicking your granny in da face!*
Do they...know that you can buy chemicals by the industrial tote?
I'm sorry that I'm too sexy for the Ponderosa buffet line
