The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.
bom dia, sliders
I have stolen
12T of KitKats
that were
in transit
and which
you were probably
hoping to buy
in Poland
forgive me
the world is stressful
and I needed
a break