"Halfback passes to center!
Back to wing!
Back to center!
Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!"
♪ Stealing, stealing ♪
♪ Stealing a car for Moe ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
♪ Insurance fraud today... ♪
"Yo, paella man, wing one up here!"
"Hmm. Who's that goat-legged fellow?
I like the cut of his jib."
"Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your 11:00."
"This is a pretzel town, pretty boy."
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
"I don't know, Dad.
Don't you have a better picture?"
"Relax. A photo can't make any difference."
"He looks crazy."
"Agreed."
"Sherman, I just realized, you insulted me.
Now you will die."
"Uh, hey, Nudnick, your shoe's untied."
"From here, they appear to be tied,
but I will go in for a closer look."
"Excuse me, little lady.
The wheelbarrow line is over there."
"If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
Aah! Save me from the wee turtles.
They were too quick for me. Aah!"