+ new component
A Choose Your Own Adventure but no matter what path you take, you end up hitting me in the face with a shovel.
jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people
It’s almost the weekend. Unclench your vagina dentata.
this is the kind of post you might politely Like but you're not gonna put this on your OWN feed and hey I GET IT!!
“There was no autism in my day” my stepdad tells strangers his spider solitaire score
I don’t like to brag, but I’m pretty fuckin good at wasting time.
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
Uncle Duke
