A coupla people passing by ripped off little pieces to keep for posterity 😂
*brain seeping out of head*
*looks around*
How is everyone else!?
You can always spot the guy who thinks he's a grill master. He's wearing a stupid apron with a spelling error that says "Kiss my Cock"
*I shove a note across the counter to the bank teller*
Teller: omg it's a robbery!
*teller opens note*
Do you like like me?
Yes____ No____
i bet it smell crazy in there www.wsj.com/lifestyle/fi...
Every single word in this headline is a surprise
Brand it like Beckham: how football’s most shameless shill is cashing in on the World Cup
Bullfuckingshit is too a word... I discovered it while trying to express my frustration with life. Bullfuckingshit. Don't forget it.
“And when a judge forced his name off a murdered president’s memorial, he left the building draped in white tarps, obscuring Kennedy’s name so that nobody can see it either, because if the public can’t see Donald Trump’s name, then by God they won’t see anyone’s…”
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