"You know how they celebrate Father’s Day in Germany? They go on hikes with wagons full of beer. Just a bunch of bros with a keg on a Little Red Flyer. Let’s normalize getting shithoused in the woods with your buddies instead of processing grief sober!"
DO say, “I don’t know what to say.” DON’T say, “At least he lived a long life!” Not long enough, babe!
