"We use narrative to make sense of our lives, sweetie, to give shape to the entropy of the human experience. I’m a man of a certain age, and I have needs. Specifically, I need stories about finding, against all odds, a great parking spot. Like right in front of the building."
“I’m straight-up begging you to give me the only thing in this world that brings me joy: a story about how you found a really great parking spot.” 6/17/23 6/...