treating human interaction like an old text adventure
> PICK HER UP
> TURN HER
> PUT HER DOWN
> LAY ON HER
im such a fucking vomitgirl oh my god
do you ever watch those old phone drop test videos where rhey throw phones out from ten stories up and wonder what it would feel like to be a robotgirl getting droptested
i wanna hold critter like plushie
the nausea is better these days but uwoh i feel sick to my stomach still sometimes
yeah im like an egg . if you microwave me and then stab me i will explode
faceplate practically caved in but it still flickers as you garble out barely recognizable words at them and you just see them give a horrible smile and say "looks like she's still working! let's try another five floors!"
