Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
This tweet by @clarz.bsky.social will forever live on my phone because it's never not accurate my lovely overthinker
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I’ve been an Into The Sun defender from drop AND I only just now realised how part of my love for it is how ‘dark days/and find the sun’ is framed not as a destination (ie: we’ll get to a point without any Dark Days) but as a shared experience (ie: when Dark Days come, we’ll find the sun together) ❤️
Namjoon keeps busting his heart open for us and then telling us he's sorry he hasn't busted his heart open enough meanwhile we are looking at all the shining crystals of his cracked open geode of a heart
Namjoon dancing to the song he wrote about his own dimples, which he literally got the sexiest men alive to sing
