In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool
1oz rum
1oz mezcal
.75oz lime
.75oz honey
barspoon matcha
muddled mint
That Reform UK electoral campaign in Makerfield in pictures:
The next visitors to the Emerald City.
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
Tom Phillips
Hemry, Local Bartender
Sir Michael Take CBE
This FT analysis shows that the third most popular current option for 2016 Leave voters, after Reform and Conservative, is to be dead.
The good old days, when footballers kicked lumps out of one another whilst sporting hairstyles created for them in their local unisex salon by some bloke called Sebastian, real name Eric