You *know* the barely sentient meat bag is going to use the 50-60 thousand young Americans he’s sent to Iran. Iran probably does too. I hope their commanders have a plan.
Last time he started a riot, tried to have the VP hung, and did everything he could think of to not surrender power. Why would we think he’s just gonna fuck off this time!
WHO are these idiots attending CPAC? Wake up dummies!
Trump at Graceland: “for years people have told me I look like Elvis.” Yeah, maybe like 10 minutes before Elvis died, except with way worse hair and makeup on. I can see that.
Now we have the weird, Russian spy hooker robot trying to convince us we need to replace school teachers with actual robots. How ridiculous is this gonna get before somebody pulls their head out?
Who caught Markwayne talking about spanking his daughter? These people ain’t right in the head!
Giant screens in every airports explaining the situation with the chyron: “Hey ICE, try not to murder anyone in this airport!”
Talking heads on MSnow wondering “should Trump be at CPAC?” No dipshits, he should be at Supermax, where he belongs.
We’re at war in the Middle East, AGAIN, and this dipshit is touring Graceland?
If the Democrats could fight back, at all, they’d have giant screens in every airports explaining how the clown in the white house is causing all of this because he wants to cheat in the upcoming midterm elections!
