When I met with BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA a couple of weeks ago, I wish I had asked him to show me his VERY WELL made HOLLYWOOD MASK that he wore to sometimes do press conferences while impersonating "Joe Biden"!!
Everyone now knows that. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MISSED OPPORTUNITY.
Nobody: “I want an amber drink that looks like it captured the golden hour.”
Biophysicist: “Hold my Beer–Lambert.”
Note to scientists. If you go to a seminar, don’t bring your laptop to do some work on it. If you think you look cool, you don’t. You just look impolite and disrespectful! #research, #science
Reviewer 2 on my paper: “Rejected. I skimmed the conclusion and want unrelated experiments.”
Editor on a paper I reviewed carefully and rejected for lacking a proper negative control: “Accepted, partially based on your review.”
When rigorous peer review is randomized...