getting told I need to read half a dozen important articles with a different paywall on each one. What, you didn't want to sign up for six different cities' local papers in a country you don't live in? Do you not want to support journalism??
Many of you
Person with display name like "cumslut kitty gaming" and a shock image pfp: hey man how's it going, hope you have a good day
Person with selfie and real name as display name: [unabridged Hitler speech]
point for - vagina boy's autistic knowledge of tractors saves the day 10/10 portrayal of special interests
"Kids sir!"
"I can't shoot kids... again"
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH GOT DAMN
point against - they named the main character Caroline and namedropped Neil Diamond so they could do a Sweet Caroline singalong. Dangerously cheesy
for real dialogue in a zombie movie I'm watching:
*US military shows up to contain the situation*
"Zombies again."
"Fast or slow?"
"Slow."
"Thank god they're slow"
I fucking love zombie shit but when you distill it down that hard it kind of loses its magic huh
to this movie's credit they got small australian boy to say "vagina" at least 5 times thoughout and it was funny EVERY TIME