I saw the witch who officiated my wedding biting the heads off doves out behind the QFC. I would have offered her a couple bucks or whatever but I didn’t want her to find out about the divorce..
little lamb
Tiger Bromeliad Spider: "Hell yeah, check this look. Orange and black stripes? Dont nobody do it like me. You aint never seen this combo how I do it. Check it out I got stripes and-yeah that's right, write my name down. Here lemme see what you wrote, I wanna see how you-
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the fuck is a 'tiger?'"
