prepare for the GAY test! which applies to you?
1) drinks whole milk
2) drinks coffee hot instead of iced no matter the weather
3) if lavender syrup is available, always choose it
how did you do? if you scored 3/3, bad news: you’re straight
2/3: bisexual
1/3: you kissed a boy/girl/person and 🫣
was so distracted by being horny at cards tonight that everybody at the table had to yell my name to get me to focus on how i just won with overwhelming force. oops.
atm, i was thinking about fingers tracing my lips and being told “no licking” so. sorry if that seemed more important to me just then