NICHE RANT but using Native Instruments is like trying to make music on a computer in 1996 all over again. NO this needs Kontakt Player 8 NO this one needs 5 NO this is a CONTENT download have you installed Komplete Kontrol YOU LOT ARE, WELL, STARTS WITH A K IF YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE KOMPLETE ONES
FINE if you CAN'T WAIT then come to THIS ONE XX
As a native David*, I've been in a right two and eight since he died.
*David Hockney - Cockney
#hockney
**BREAKING** Andy Burnham stops off for a shit in McDonald's
VERY excited for this. By far the best live show I've ever done.
Posing in our natural habitat, post-show
COME ON IT'LL BE A RIGHT LAUGH
I bet you a fiver Damian Hirst can't do fingers
Oh God. Think of all the emergency podcasts we’re about to get.
Hello, boutique cognoscenti. It's the morning after Show One at the Rik Mayall Festival, and, well. I NEVER talk like this, but this show is just so good. I never make such claims. But this is the colours-to-the-mast project. Have a go on www.cornershopshowdown.com - you can play my adventure game!