Ok, leaving Europe tomorrow, definitively, America still wins at the following things:
1: A/C
2: Air movement at all
3: Shower doors
4: Free water
5: Free bathrooms
And specifically for the Nordic countries, flavor. I think a large batch of even, like, cumin would kill the whole area
I am just saying that I would happily choose a white people taco night over most of what is coming out of this area of the world
I understand that Europe doesn’t really do air conditioning, but what I don’t understand is their aversion to any air movement of any kind
*typing through pouring sweat on the Copenhagen metro*
The flight safety card image doubles for how I feel when Bluesky discourse starts again
The Germans eating Taco Bell in cool air conditioned 67 degrees truly must be thriving
I need these locals who look like they’re dying too to ask for more from their engineers and city planners
I thought that only happened with Yankees and Dodgers hats, but I guess we’ve made it
Scandinavian* counties, not Nordic. See, I’m dehydrated due to the water access issue
I will be the number 5 pitcher for the Phillies
Leaving the hotel in Sweden this morning, a man was coming in wearing a Phillies hat, and I got excited and said, “go Phillies!” He looked really confused and was like, “I’m sorry?” And I pointed at his hat and said, “Phillies? That’s where I’m from,” and he just shrugged
