Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
strange ranger
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There's a little guy on the bottom right of my phone screen and I have no idea what he's for.
I just realized, I'm pretty sure nobody wiped down the recorders they passed out to us in third grade.
Sure, I’ll babysit your kid. Does he like jet packs
installing an app that blocks every function on my phone
eclairs probably get pregnant a lot
I like hypnosis because it's one of the few things that can be used in therapy and as entertainment at the Holiday Inn.
I low key can't wait to sundown.
My cheese plane crashed on takeoff.
What idiot called it public radio and not everybody hertz
