Found a cool store today called Vicious Video. It was like going back in time to my youth!
Vote for me and I will mandate fire work displays every night before bed.
Now at that age where if a car is parked outside my house past 6pm I like to look out my kitchen window and glare at it while muttering to myself how this neighbourhood is going to hell.
Deleted scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Grandpa Joe pushed Charlie into the chocolate river for mentioning to Willy Wonka Grandpa Joe had lived in a bed with 3 other people for the last 18 years.
In a race to see what wakes me up first each morning. The existential dread that gives overwhelming anxiety or the sounds of my phone alarm.