i often feel unworthy of using my own computer because i once watched a video about how microchips are made. they are so complex and unusual i think they might be god
whenever i think of sharing something that'd conceivably be funny and/or enjoyable formatted as a social media post i instead say it out loud to myself and i smile and that seems to usually do the trick
The only thing that keeps me from being nerfed in the balance patches every time I take out more adventurers than I can count with a single step is my ability to flirt and also be REALLY whiny.
Can you believe the nerve of some of these tiny losers? What gives them the right to tell me to let them out. I just got used to them. Think of the sheer inconvenience it would give me. Is them getting flattened really above giving me a mild inconvenience?
CW: Red Dot TF
"BWAHAHAHA." Gale cackles. "NEXT."
Another firm stamp, crunch and satisfying twist seals the next in line. Slow and methodical.
And that's the problem. Malo, growing impatient with Gale's flair for the theatrical leaves Gale flattened like any other of the sacrifices.
guirey's character told me her paws keep squishing her roommates so i asked how many roommates she's had and she said she just goes to the craigslist and gets a new roommate afterwards so i said it sounds like she's just feeding roommates to her paws and then her roommate started crying.
I've never really been one for the whole "savior" thing, much to @mekuto.bsky.social 's dismay. He may have gotten his hopes up for a ticket out of his predicament, but sadly for him, hunger calls.
