I saw Judge Holden at the Apple Store and he was pissed off because he couldn't draw a decent picture of an iPad for his ledger. He kept drawing rectangles and saying "this just looks like a rectangle" and then he was crying
Guy whose head has been burst like a melon: hey you should apologise
Me just swinging my mace around: I will never apologise for swanging this thang
Every cannibal restaurant has exactly one vegan option on the menu, and it's always a plate of teeth and hair
The hovels near the swamp only smell bad because the people who live in them are covered in swamp mud
Commuting to my office job in a rickety old mine cart that goes 200mph. Loading it with groceries on the way home.
People whose heads have burst like melons always want you to apologise for simply swanging your mace around
gibbet cage
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gibbet cage
Imagine shaking a pair of maracas and there's just one bean in each
keep honking im unfurling my proboscis
We should all start painting with lead again
Hide-and-seek makes a mockery of hiding from seekers
