-Gracias por salvarme, Spider-Man.
-Na hombre, pa eso estamos. Esto... ¿se encuentra bien? ¿Hace mucho eso de atravesar paredes y quedarse atascado?
-Oiga, es una condición médica y me parece de muy mal gusto que lo mencione.
L'algorisme
🎶 No sé dónde vivo, no sé qué hora es,
no sé si es mañana o todavía ayer.
No sé dónde vivo, solo sé que estoy
hasta los mismos huevos, me cago en diooos.
CUAAAALQUIER DÍA, CUAAALQUIER DÍA... 🎶
Cosas buenas del Spider-Man 2: a Miles lo puedes vestir del Príncipe de Bel-Air.
Jöse Sénder - Redness 🍥
Cosas malas del Spider-Man 2: tiene tantísimos bugs que ayer salvé a un señor de unos simbiontes y me estuvo dando las gracias mientras estaba medio fusionado con la pared de un autobús, sin que nadie mencionara esa manía tonta.
Jöse Sénder - Redness 🍥
Jöse Sénder - Redness 🍥
Jöse Sénder - Redness 🍥
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Bel
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven...
Pup Fiction
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Jennifer Crawford
You hide in your mansion
While the young peoples' blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud
You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children into the world
For threatenin' my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins 🎶
Luke Foley
I also represent anyone on the receiving end of those jokes you offend
I'm the nightmare you fell asleep in and woke up still in
I'm your karma closing in with each stroke of a pen
Perfect time to have some remorse to show for your sin
Nope, it's hopeless, I'm that denial that you're hopelessly in 🎶
Cosmic Clau
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to 🎶
California is a garden of Eden,
a paradise to live in or see;
But believe it or not,
you won't find it so hot
If you ain't got the do re mi 🎶
David
[Sic] Burns
ALIEN screeches *chorus
Oo Ee Oo Aa Aa Wing Wang Walla Walla Bing Binga
