I am drinking this and blasting diarrhea on your front door
Hey I was in the neighborhood doing your neighbor's fortifications just thought I'd drop by. I was noticing you could use a little crenellation maintenance maybe upgrade those rusty hedgehogs. Sally ports got some build up. I hope you don't think that moat's keeping anyone out
Most stuff is not all that weird
You could never make The Office today due to all the extreme genital close ups and real animal abuse captured on film.
I need every computer person to listen very carefully: nobody is ever wearing the nerd goggles. Except the worst fucking people. But mostly no one. One reason being. you're begging for a wedgie by wearing it
Kind of crazy how long I've been driving and didn't realize that the whole point is to prevent any cars from merging into you lane
