Real eyes may realize real lies, but with insight in sight you can incite violence against the hordes of children who continuously thwart your plans! #TruthNuke
I was recently invited to a reunion, but I fear the invitation may have been intended for another recipient.
I haven't the faintest idea who these people are.
I asked this quaint creature how he was able to enter the castle. He told me "I can fly dipshit. Also the door was open."
The temptation to strike him down was strong, however his whimsy is quite refreshing.
Axel heard of this incident and immediately began calling him a “dragooner.”
My exhaustion is immeasurable. I am sending them both to Castle Oblivion.
When naming the lesser species of Nobodies, the intent was to intimidate but also to be descriptive.
A Dusk will be the sunset of one’s mortal life if they should encounter it. The Assassin is silent yet deadly. The Creeper is an atrocious freak.
Larxene has been reprimanded yet again for telling Xaldin that “if he likes to JUMP so much” he “should just bounce on some dick.”
He has been crying in the communal bathroom for an hour.
Larxene has been reprimanded yet again for telling Xaldin that “if he likes to JUMP so much” he “should just bounce on some dick.”
He has been crying in the communal bathroom for an hour.