you: this horse is a container for my popcorn
me, a scholar: this horse is a container for soldiers
this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Elizabeth Lopatto
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙
it's okay everyone, i've crafted the perfect github issue
i'm already in a bluesky community. it's just @unlikelywords.bsky.social @sifu.tweety.fish and i tagging each other when we come across jeppson's malört in our timelines
(first person to drink espresso) WOW THATS TERRIBLE BUT I AM INVINCIBLE NOW
finally. we will be able to yell at homegrown mods
they're saying marble cake with fudge icing at 2:43PM is not only legal but in fact, encouraged