Charles Dickens wishes he had thought of a wet guy named Brandon Marsh
Saying "drop it" at the TV when your baseball team hits a pop up like the outfielder is a dog with something supicious in its mouth
oh to be a minor character in an agatha christie who offers that short yet haunting observation that ends up being the title
i love being in a room of all trans people talking about trans shit and riding the high of just existing together in this shitty world thank you yes i will take a million more nights like this
don't tell me it's 64° in wisconsin. god i want that