And this is a follow-on. (Read the previous thread first.)
Trish Fraser
In more than ten years I think this is the first time I've ever posted this without some kind member of social media community service who completely missed the joke stopping by to inform me, for my own benefit, that it was actually Rod Hull who died by falling off a roof.
Tom Cox
“THERE WAS ANOTHER TOAD TOO,” continued my dad. “IT USED TO LIVE IN THE COMPOST HEAP. I USED TO PUT A BLANKET OVER IT AND TUCK IT IN AT NIGHT. HAVE YOU FIXED YOUR CONSERVATORY ROOF YET? WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T GO UP THERE AND TRY TO FIX IT YOURSELF. KEITH HARRIS AND HIS DUCK ORVILLE DIED DOING THAT.”