You could poke a man in the eye with your nipple and he’ll still ask, “Was that a chance to shoot my shot?”
Elon Musk simultaneously has $1 trillion but doesn't have $20 billion.
When women genuinely want you they go beyond to make sure you know it
Mine sits between 44-48 and I love when the nurses gotta double check the monitors
I really wish people wouldn’t have acknowledged that Michelle Obama comment. It didn’t deserve the dignity of a response. We have to stop trotting out our bonafides in response to their inane rants. They crave our attention, it sustains them, so we should pay them dust.