This is just to say
I have poisoned
Your waters
and un-United
your states
And which
you were probably
thought
were eternal
Forgive me
“Silly silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
‘You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in’”
🎵 He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug 🎵
People are worried about a couple ducks in an algae bloom. Sh!t, you know how many baby seals that fat bastard clubbed to death back in the day? Probably.
Vance is to Trump
as Salieri is to Amadeus
except trump is dumb, so dumb it’s pronounced with a hard “b.”
Donbald J. Trump’s Reflecting Lagoon
#ReglectingLagoon
It’s nothing compared to the ice machines at his hotels.
It’s like when The Ghostbusters discovered slim in the sewers. We should call ‘em.
LICENSE TO KILL
“…Now he worships at an altar of a stagnant pool
And when he sees his reflection, he's fulfilled
Oh, man is opposed to fair play
He wants it all and he wants it his way...”
-Bob Dylan