Bleurgy mandolin-related incident in the kitchen before dinner. Perhaps the most unnecessary utensil ever.
Why wouldn’t you watch birds from the sink, your grey fur the perfect camouflage for the stainless steel environment?
Labour’s next policy will be to keep under 16 year olds indoors so they don’t have to experience the effects of climate crisis.
In a fragile new world, how great is it going to be if UK’s next PM is one of Blair’s Iraq war supporters?
Oh thank Christ I haven’t disgraced myself. Yet.
I remember watching the first game of the 1998 World Cup, Brazil vs Scotland, in my uni room in Oxford. My left leg was clad with pink plaster, having broken my ankle in 3 places on the last day of my finals. I think I still went home after Scotland did.
BBC News just showed a headline that stated ‘David Hockney Resigns’. Never heard that particular euphemism before.
Tolkien’s former Leeds residence up for sale. Nice, but you know, Leeds.
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...
Watched The Breakfast Club with my daughter, then explained to her that it’s a film about a bunch of self-obsessed teenage bores who will grow up to be their teacher. Now that’s parenting.
Really hope Ed Miliband shits on Burham’s parade and stands against him in a leadership contest. Fucking hate the love that Burnham has got, despite his cheerleading for the Iraq war, and voting against an enquiry into it.