"Cursed infinite anal beads"? Don't tell me you believe in that nonsense!
You do??
Alright, it's time we did a little science experiment to show you how wrong you are!
Today in "Rule 34 of Sarvak's Niche Childhood Crushes", I present you with an offering of Black Waltz No. 3; upgraded with a fat "lightning rod" just as any one of my weird niche crushes deserves~
[1]
Introducing the S.A.R.V., the only compression suit you'll ever need! Guaranteed to give you that form-fitted bod you've always dreamed about!
For Devlin!
Turns out that there's getting sucked into a game, and then there's getting sucked into a game.
...Why does MY guy have to suck so much? T.T
For Anon!
What's better than being a nightmarish tar monster?
Being turned into the snakeshlong of a nightmarish tar monster and making out with your brand new "twin"!
For Hogey, starring Occi!
"Trust me when I say you'll experience sensations you've NEVER thought possible~"
For Anon!
Like the cream of the crop, sometimes you've just gotta let that new identity rise to the top~
For Anon!
[2] In mere moments his body surged and grew, a beast erupting forth as the monster within burned away all vestiges of humanity~
[1] The sword was a prop, they said.
Nothing to worry about, they said.
So why were his clothes suddenly feeling so tight ...?
A piece for Xindur!
#tftuesday #tfeveryday #transfur
