*Homer Simpson voice* The dumbest war in your life SO FAR
I am on the front porch with 7 yo and 3 yo watching the thunderstorm arrive
Meanwhile Martin Scorsese is directing Jungle Cruise 2
My 14 yo does want a phone, but when I talk about getting one that does not have social media on it, she agrees even before I can say it. She wants to be able to call and text her friends and listen to Spotify
#weirdpoemwednesfay
Lots of ads that target me seem to think I have loads of money and am just looking for a good place to park it for a couple years.
This is in no way true.
My wife grows it in it backyard and all the neighborhood children eat it right off the stalk