Hello, all! Katherine here (she/they, 30+,queer) and a lover of beauty 🥰🏴☠️🌈
Dialects_and_Costumes on ao3, unadulteratedkr everywhere else, come say hi 💕
they call me Katherine that do talk of me
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What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.
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if you're not over gere drooling over princess ed in her tiara and corset, what are you DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
I come bearing a snippet of persuasion au this #wipwednesday!!! Ed and stede are soooooo close to seeing each other for the first time in 15 years ohohohohohoho
rimming: hotter w/ the beard, Stede loves the idea of feeling Ed's beard hair against his ass
blowjobs: Ed prefers no beard bc he doesn't want to choke on anything other than Stede's cock
facials: tied, Ed loves Stede's come on his skin, Stede loves how pretty it looks dripping down Ed's curly beard
In honor of Her (Ed's beard), today's edition of sexual sunday involves Ed wondering aloud if he should grow the beard back, which leads to him and Stede trying to figure out what forms of sex would be hotter with the beard and without, the results so far:
If I were to ever be a TMNZ contestant I would almost certainly spend time every day terrorizing Paul Williams with the gif of Ed killing him to maintain a sense of power equilibrium
