holy shit Perfect Cell just absorbed Chris Rock at the Oscars
Yuri Dealer
I love the movie Collateral because Tom Cruise kills the shit out of like 30 people. and when Jamie Foxx stands up for himself Tom is intimidated, but he’s just taking illegal turns and running stop signs and shit like that
They have like a whole standoff out in the open on a train and Tom Cruise keeps yelling how he does this for a living before eating a bullet 10 seconds later
probably the most important thing you can be with your time here on Earth is an Excited Consumer. you can't consume anymore aftery ou die so you should do a lot of it now
it's old enough now that it's probably fine to self dox but at a really old job of mine the engineers shared a space with sales people and they said the wildest shit imaginable, and we made a short lived twitter for it. some of my favorites x.com/BullshitforH...
this fuckin shit is so ancient that we put timecube.com on it as the homepage at the time. rip old internet
forgot to post but last week one of them walked in sat down next to the other guy and said "It's still working on this fucking markdown file. What the fuck" and i've been thinking on and off about it
#ThePumpsAreOutOfGas and #TheBanksAreOutOfMoney. And that's okay 👍
