Watching many of my peers rapturously receive Zoebread’s obviously Tory shenanigans, it’s quite obvious that this generation isn’t immune to growing more conservative as we age, it’s just that there are some structural economic forces preventing that urge from being properly realised.
My Burnham cabinet:
Chancellor: Hitler
Foreign: Mussolini
Home: Shabana Mahmood
Chief Secretary to the PM: Abolish
Energy: Daniel Plainview
Housing: Mao
Justice: Judge Holden
DWP: Iain Duncan Smith
Defence: Henry Kissinger
Minister without Portfolio: Keir Starmer
Labour leadership contests have never been a good arena for policy debates. Road testing candidates is more mixed. Burnham & D. Miliband were shown up by their respective contests, but the victors didn't prove winners either.
Does the panel think that Andy Burnham would make a better Andy Burnham than Andy Burnham?
Nothing sums up the Starmer government more than its attempt to justify the existence of the "Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister"
The only argument for a contest remaining for the Labour right is to debate Burnham's policy programme
Despise summer because it makes you eat like Link in Breath of the Wild
Went outside
The Burnham argument is by winning Makerfield he's won the only road-test that matters. He would obviously walk any leadership election with Assad-level numbers. Ultimately it's all moot if the best the Labour right can think of is Darren Jones
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Continuing inventing conservatism from first principles she's now inventing pub bore social conservatism from first principles
