OK I was wrong. This guy isn't dry as in boring--he just sounds like it. He's dry as in HI-LAR-IOUS! Immediately subscribed.
Is my jaw hurting because apparently I've been chenching it this week/end? Yes. Am I eating leftover cold yellow rice directly out of the Tupperware and chasing it with gulps of water? Also, yes.
Or @typevolant.com is really smart about this stuff.
(keep in mind I've had a 30 year corporate career with 22 of those in banking and my head is still spinning like a top)
JFC I tweeted this before I finished watching it. The back half is truly mind boggling. I think I'll just liquidate all my holdings on Monday.
You guys really need to watch this.
MOOD: Gemma is a fat cunt.
That is all.
#TheGays®
I wanna know what somebody smart like @coolhand.bsky.social thinks about this crazy ass shit. Plus he's crazy himself so bonus!
Yep. Total pump-n-dump.
This video is wild. A must watch. Just power thru his dry delivery and hear how Wall Street slid into Elmo's DMs.
#SpaceX
Ben's 💯 correct here. Depressed? I don't think so!
