trying not to crack up at this local chinese place's only visible interior door
American soccer culture famously originated in the suburbs, yes Bari
My "this room is just a power room" sign is raising a lot of questions about my power room that I thought were answered by my "this room is just a power room" sign.
the eventual universally acclaimed oscar winning trump documentary should be called Your Favorite President
lmao
Got a good insult for ya. "You look like you do the Popeye the Sailor Man thing with Spaghetti-o's instead of spinach". 10/10 right no notes right
I don't think it's hyperbolic to say that if dozens of people don't spend the rest of their lives in jail for their actions during Trump's presidency, we should expect that the exact same thing will happen sometime in the 2030s.
I will just cleverly avoid being implanted with screwworm larvae by taking up smoking.