Biblical Guy: Ah, the Virgin Mary and the Christ Child, blessings. And you must be the Virgin Joseph.
Joseph: Oh that-- I think that's just for--
Second Guy: VIRGIN JOE, WHAT'S GOOD JOE THE VIRGIN?!
I've been reading Swanboy for years and it's difficult to tell someone new where/how to "start," but this arc is as good as it gets.
I hope my son's first words are something like "mama" or "hello" and not the thing he hears me say every morning when we tour the garden, "Hey squirrels eat shit get fucked die and go to hell." "Dada" would be nice too I guess.
On Sunday I googled "Who won the tony for best featured actor" and Google AI confidently answered even though a) Abbott did not win and b) the category had not been announced yet.
My ventriloquist dummy, Lowkey Ethnic Preston, is doing this thing where he whispers an incantation and transmogrifies into a flesh and blood strange small man and says, "Can I get real for a second?" and I laugh every time, but I do think that God is starting to get upset.