Sorry just was on anti depressants for a year and lost my funny
When I’m gone I’m falling through a black hole then I land on a dick and start over
This man just saw the donut table and said “oo gooeys!”
Driving with no shoes on like god intended
Hey boat dudes listen up: part of my summer bucket list is to get fucked naked on a boat. After that you don’t ever have to interact with me again. You will have served your purpose and I’ll serve you mine.
Not me just realizing I’m currently working a right to life golf outing 😬