No more POINTs until you CAPTURE them!! You like POINTs, right!?
We're inventing a <Hall of Fame> just for you!!!
I'm not broken! I don't have burn-in! I'm... fun!!!
Well, would you LOOK at those smiling customers!? They're happy as yet-to-be-cooked clams!
Show dominance!!! Show dominance now!!! Show it!!!
Don't let mother see THIS! ANOTHER smackdown! Only on TV Time!
Well, the GOOD OLD DAYS are HERE, Kris! On VHS! And if you've forgotten how to smile... I'll MAKE YOU remember.
Don't let mother see THIS! ANOTHER smackdown! Only on TV Time!
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HEY!!! Wh-what's wrong with ME having the car!? THEY weren't gonna win it!! I was... just giving it a daily TEST DRIVE! Checking on that ''sweet breeze''!
