On a general writing/artistic break until the kids get older. Still a person who likes things and is delightful at dinner parties.
Email: [email protected]
Website: michaelbtager.com
Fav F&F: Tokyo Drift
Michael B. Tager
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Keep it coming, folks! Got some good nemeses within.
Are you especially clever? Are you in front of a computer all day & would love some idle chit chat? If so, good news, because my DMs are open and ready for you to slide in. Please fill my mind with your inane and/or insightful banter.
Prospective nemeses and bosom buddies encouraged to apply!
‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’
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Other celebrities with whom I surprisingly wouldn’t want to get into a bar fight:
George Clooney
Meryl Streep
Sam Rockwell
Danny Pudi
Bruno Mars
Rhea Pearlman
Which musician that your grandparents would love is near and dear to your heart?
Personally, I stan Barry Manilow. Dude writes nothing but bangers and I'll die on this hill.
Can I get a round of applause for Kate Bush's album Hounds of Love? Is it 40 years old? Yes. Does it still slap hard? Most assuredly, a thousand times, yes!
Recently I've been leaning into turning the video game difficulty way, way down. Life is hard, the world is hard, I don't need my relaxation to be hard.
Once, at an Os game, a friend introduced me as the funniest person he knows. That filled me with anxiety, so I responded "I'm more like the Mario Mendoza of humor" & ran away. Being baseball fans, they all found that quite funny.
I've recently accepted that I'm situationally quite clever. Growth!
No data to back this up, but I’m convinced that Michael Stipe can fight. For whatever reason, he gives me FAFO vibes.
Every so often I remember that Grove City College and "Clowns for Christ" exist and it makes me mad every single time. Like, it'd be funny if it weren't so detestable.
