maybe I'm actually the freeze-dried version of myself eternally seeking sufficient hydration to liberate me from this prison
I am in a transparent display case with only feelings
ooo maybe I just need to get hosed down in the driveway like those little dinosaur pills to reach my full liquid kaiju potential
it just sucks, already I don't want to be there and now I gotta find some well of deep resolve to care enough to go back on a tuesday
ON A TUESDAY we barely got started and you gotta kick my legs out from under me
it was kinda funny how also the rich auld drunk tried to tell me to print out jpegs and scan them to make a PDF, it's quaint when you encounter a stereotype in the wild
